 Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 2:34 am |
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| StephanG |
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She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see
her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was
surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway
and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got
home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance,
get drunk, and get laid tonight.
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you look after my dog?" |
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