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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:21 pm Reply with quote
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Yarns Australian are to be found here.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:21 pm Reply with quote
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an
American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after,
published in the New York Times:-

American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British.


One week later, in Australia the Northern Territory Times, reported
the following: -

After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, aboriginal Billi Bunji, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger all.
Billi has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had
already gone wireless.

Makes you bloody proud to be Australian!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:55 pm Reply with quote
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A bit of Australian Bush poetry.

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0&list=RDaK8qNTEong0&start_radio=1&t=40

If you got a laugh from that here is one more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kIj_PIpaI

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:18 pm Reply with quote
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.

Then he asked the little lizard,

'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.

The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

" F&#K me" !....

How much water did you drink!?'

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Laughing

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One night at Crown Casino a very attractive, shapely, blonde woman arrived at the craps table.

She decided to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

"Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" .........

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:14 am Reply with quote
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Another tall story but this one is actually true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70-WTKmF3z4

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