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Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street
with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, '
You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'



A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool...
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split..
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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